The Trump Cabinet Is a Clown Car So Far. Thank God.
• Florida Sen. Marco Rubio for secretary of state. By Trump standards, Rubio is massively overqualified, being an actual senator who has served on the foreign relations committee. He is, however, reportedly quite lazy —he had a 2.1 GPA in high school—and famously said, during the 2016 Republican primary, that Trump has a small penis.