What's happening Trash Pandas? Welcome back to the Trash Report. I am Elinor Jones and I am not doing well! Lucky for us, ...

• Local election update! Now that only a very few votes (4,000 as of Saturday) are left to be counted, I think it's safe to ...

If there was a thing that took human form, that spoke in a garbled mimicry of human speech, that masked it's strange pallor and foul odor, that was human-like, but devoid of human love and compassion, ...